"Gee, well, I just wrapped a scarf around my head haphazardly, I guess this might pass as a chic turban. Let's me ponder that for a moment."
"I'm unsure if I'm rocking it or not... Thank god I'm just hanging out across the street in front of an abandoned tire store by myself. I'll just make this pouty face and focus on my belt. At least that's cute."
"Uh oh. I'm pretty sure it's already starting to fall off. I can't go through the trouble of trying to wrap this thing around my head again. PLUS I won't even have a blog for another 6 months! Whatever, I'm going home."